Ultimate Ninja

History

The Ultimate Ninja first appeared in the fall of 1992 as a wildcard type character who had a grudge against the LNHer Spelling Boy. It was during the story Cry.Sig that he helped the LNH defeat the Crossover Queen and joined the team. A little while later, he became leader as part of a power sharing triumvirate that consisted of him, Rebel Yell, and Continuity Champ. Eventually, he would take full control after Continuity Champ appeared to have died and Rebell Yell left the Legion for reasons related to the Lurk of Faith storyline.

In late 1993, he was replaced by an evil version of himself and was held prisoner in an alternate dimension for more than a year. He eventually got out and defeated his evil version.

In 2006, he was split into three different versions of himself. Two of those versions died during the Killfile Wars.

In 2007, he took a month long vacation during Infinite April (which lasted 465 days). When he came back, he was charged with murdering the villain wReamicus Maximus. In order to focus his attention on his legal difficulties, he resigned as leader and put in charge a triumvirate made up of Catalyst Lass, Irony Man, and Fearless Leader.

Abilities

He is the ultimate fighting machine. He knows every single way to kill, hurt, or incapacitate a person. And is constantly inventing new ways in his head. He trains everyday in the Peril Room where he often battles an entire holographic version of the LNH, which he usually dispatches in mere seconds.

Types of Attack:

• The Heartthrob (tm): This is his favorite. It involves pulling the heart out of his opponent's chest and letting them stare at it while it beats.

• The Spinal Tap (tm): This attack involves pulling the opponent's spinal cord intact and using it as whip to carve the letter 'N' into the opponent's chest.

• The Black Lotus Fingerlicking Maneuver (tm): This attack involves licking a specific pressure point on an opponent's finger thus causing the opponent to fall into a deep coma. The Ultimate Ninja taught this attack to Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch.

Weapons

Though the Ultimate Ninja is an expert in all sorts of weapons and can even use an eye lash to slay his opponents, his two favorite weapons are:

• The Ninja Bush:

• The Ginsu Katana:

Appearance

He is usually garbed in a black ninja suit that has a red, white, and blue belt.

Secret Identity

During his early years as a member of the LNH, his alter ego was the superhero Bandwagon Boy. He dropped that identity after his time imprisoned on the alternate universe. During some of the flashbacks he has, he goes by the name of Lenny.

Enemies

The Ultimate Ninja has compiled a long list of foes during his life time.

Some of these include:

• Acton Lord
• MacLaughlin Man
• Spelling Boy
• wReamed Acton Lord
• wReamicus Maximus